110% OF TEENAGERS ARE ADDICTED TO DRUGS!!

A new study was carried out by Doctor BS from the institution of OMG found that shockingly 110% of British teens are addicted to some type of drug. The studied showed most british teens are addicted to Methadone or Cocaine.

The study was carried out over the long course of 2 days on a Junky from Glasgow. It found out shockingly ALL teenagers and kids are drug dependent. From not serious dependance on Heroin to serious addiction to coffee! 

This new evidence is so shocking that parents have stopped allowing there kids to inject heroin. Skeptics think these measures aren't going far enough! The legalisation of drugs council said "these measures aren't going far enough".

But the institution of mothers said " These changes have gone too far!! We can't keep our kids in cotton wool forever! I was already injecting 4 grams of Heroin a day by the time I was 9!"

This new evidence comes as parents of teenagers think they're all druggies and spend there time beating up old ladies. If you don't want this shocking new evidence to come to the public attention you won't like or re-tweet this ;) After if its on the internet it must be true!


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