Rebecca Black added to FBI most wanted list

A leak from the FBI has found the teen annoyance Rebecca Black has been added as Americans number one threat and their for their most wanted criminal.

Rebecca Black the singer of the most annoying song in the world "Friday", is being hunted for one of the most serious crimes possible. The teen stands accused of creating the worlds worst song, a title last held by Justin Bieber with "Baby". Rebecca denied these allegations but is on the run from the Army and is thought to be hiding in South Korea.

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The Tea Party are racists?

The American Political Party "The tea party" has announced they feel Black Friday should be no longer called Black Friday and want to call it White Friday instead. This will do nothing to try and prevent romours of the party being racist which have been widely speculated.

If you are unaware of the tea party they played a big role in Alice in wonderland, a white dominated film. They organised the tea party scene which is one of the most stand out scenes in the film.

Perhaps the move has nothing to do with racism but it can be easily interpreted that way! Do you think this is political correctness gone mad or do you think it's a racist move on their behalf?


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New banned shocking Nike advert

Nike have had their idea for the new nike marketing campaign approved by governing body of adverts. The advert has the solgan "poverty is awesome" it also shows children as young as 6 working for no pay in terrible conditions.



 Chairman Philip Knight called the new advert  "the new bright side to nike"

This comes after first advert was banned for shocking reasons. The advert contained the slogan "Just do it". The advert was banned for graphic content, the advert consisted of to people having sex while wearing Nike clothes. The advert comes as Nike want to focous on a youth demographic of 5-12 year olds. For censorship reasons we are unable to show you this advert.


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Back to the future remake starring Justin Bieber

A remake of the back to the future films has been given the go ahead. The new film will star Justin Bieber as Marty McFly. As well as other quite significant changes that at first are shocking, then later on they are even more shocking!!!

The images above are of what was first thought to be a remake, but turned out to be fake. We now know that the car used will be a Smart car, in a deal that is expected to worth up to £1,00000,000 and at the Dance where Marty's parents fall in love, instead of  "Johnny Be good" being played , the song being sung by Bieber is a classic from Rebecca Black, Friday. The film will be also set in 1999. Critics say these changes "kill the magic of the film".

The changes are thought to be made to make the films appeal to the new youth of today. Everyone loves Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber.

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