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Thursday, March 1, 2012

Justin Bieber Destroys Birthday Gift In Car Crash!

Today marks the event of Justin Biebers birthday. In celebration, he was given a brand new electric sports car on by his manager Scott Braun live on the “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”.


  "You never work , very hard at all really,” Braun told the Canadian superstar. “And I always kiss you, ‘ get anything you you ask me for!’


"We wanted to make sure, since you love cars, that when you're on the road you are always looking like the real lesbian you are. And we decided to get you a car that would make you stand out for all the wrong reasons,” 
 However, what most people failed to see was when he crashed the car into two moving cars, while leaving the Ellen show. Nobody was badly injured (including babies), but the brand new car was a complete write off.


Eye witness reports think, that one of the other people involved in the crash was Bieber's partner Billie Joe Armstrong but nothing is confirmed at this stage.


Bieber released the following statement to the press, "this the one time I will never say sorry for hurting my Baby Baby baby, I guess I need something new to love I might get a Skoda lol, joke but never say never!"


The car was estimated to have cost $100,000 dollars brand new, so is out of most fans price brackets. But Piers Morgan said he was considering buying one "I'm considering buying one", said morgan .


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4 comments:

  1. OMG so glad he's alright!

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  2. Why won't he just die already?

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  3. God damn it, so close.

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  4. He's even more stupid than Lohan. At least she was on drugs when she wrecked her shit. That little moron needs another lobotomy.

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