Scientists Discover School Causes Cancer!

A new scientific study on a child with cancer has shown that if you let your children go to school, they will develop cancer. Jimmy Wayne , aged 8 was studied by Doctor B Sherman for 10 minutes when he was at school. Doctor B Sherman noticed a similarity between all 10 minutes of the study, the fact that the child was at school for the whole duration of the 10 minutes. Then meant Doctor made a clear link between the cancer and school.

 The Doctor tissued the BBC with the following statement:"there has to be a link, the unicorn told me there was".











However, as believable as this evidence was the research has come under some criticism, as the child had not started school when he developed the disease. The evidence was further disproved when it turned out the Doctor wasn't a doctor. Instead he was drunk homeless man trying to keep warm. But, it is clear there is a link between the two.

So we would strongly recommend making your child grow up with no schooling, they can always live off benefits!

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