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Saturday, May 12, 2012

APPLE CRISIS

It's official. After months of secretive talks between Senior Management and the Apple Board, it has today been announced that Apple has run out of pixels. This has brought all manufacturing to a standstill as the Chinese Foxconn plant, just weeks are inspection checks on staff welfare.


Apple has contemplated sending out its products without screens, but this has been cancelled as it makes the products too hard to use.

During Apple's press release, it was announced that the late Steve Jobs, has hidden a capsule of pixels somewhere in the State of California, and Apple has released a $50,000 reward for the person that can locate the capsule.
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12 comments:

  1. OMG! Apple are gonna do bust mark my words!!

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  2. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NO APPLE!!

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  3. We need to stop taking pixels for vantage!

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  4. OMG how are we supposed to deal with this pixel shortage!?

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  5. i heard there are alot of pixels in the middle east

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  6. Apple will be fine. The last time they ran out of pixels they invented the iPod Shuffle.

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  7. I think we should recycle pixels. That will help!

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  8. I have a load of pixels I can sell!!

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  9. Wow. Apple, your selfishness exceeds no bounds. Thanks your your greedy hogging of the pixels for your own products, there is now a shortage. How on earth are we going to fix this problem, you tell me apple, you tell me.

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  10. GODDAMIT, I'M GOING TO PUT MY PIXELS IN A BANK

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  11. Oh my God, I'm going to put my Mac into a safety deposit box, they're going to be worth even more in a few years when all the pixels in the world have run out...

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  12. Hrmm. Perhaps they could talk to the US Army and maybe cut 'em a deal for some grid squares as a temporary measure...

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