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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Hodgson England Selection Made while on drugs!

The newly appointed England manager (Roy Hodgson) announced his England squad today at a press conference. The team is as follows:

Goalkeepers - Joe Hart, Robert Green, John Ruddy.
Defenders - Leighton Baines, Gary Cahill, Ashley Cole, Glen Johnson, Phil Jones, Joleon Lescott, John Terry.
Midfielders - Gareth Barry, Stewart Downing, Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard, James Milner, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Scott Parker, Theo Walcott, Ashley Young.
Strikers - Andy Carroll, Jermain Defoe, Wayne Rooney, Danny Welbeck.
Standby - Jack Butland, Phil Jagielka, Jordan Henderson, Adam Johnson, Daniel Sturridge.

As you can clearly see Hodgson has made bad calls in several areas such as, the exclusion of Rio Ferdinand and the inclusion of a girl (Carroll), as well as selecting someone who is inbred (Ruddy) and sellecting Dowing.

His bad decisions made him release the following statement:

 “I’m sorry I want to change the whole team, I was on a lot of drugs at the time and didn’t know what I was doing”

“they weren’t proper drugs they were painkillers , as I had my tooth pull yesterday”

“sorry for any inconvenience I may have caused”

The decision on Hodgson's new and improved side hasn't been annouced yet. But insiders tell us at least 1 of the team is over 12.


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