Scotland Trades Edinburgh for Blackpool

Scotland and England are in the final stages of a trade of Scotland's Capital (Edinburgh) for the English town of Blackpool. The news comes after Scotland are trying to gain independence from the rest of the UK. Perhaps this means Scotland will gain independence?

Scottish people seem to be delighted with the deal, the general opinion is "Blackpool is loovely und we dennie need Edbinurgh it it's shank like".

However English people feel the deal makes in England worse off as Blackpool is SO NICE!

As you can clearly see from the picture below Blackpool is a nice friendly and exciting place to live.

Whereas you can see Edinburgh is ugly, scary and boring. 

Assuming the deal goes through Scotland will also pay an addition £45 Billion of the English tax payers money to gain Blackpool!

Who do you think comes out of deal better?

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LONDON 2012 OLYMPICS CANCELLED, BORIS says SO

Boris Johnson, the bumbling mayor of London, has officially stated today that the London 2012 Olympics has been officially cancelled. Mayor Johnson is often recognized by the press as a complete buffoon, sporting an untidy haircut and  baffling away more twaddle than you can handle during press conferences.

The decision made today to CANCEL the LONDON 2012 OLYMPICS has come as a massive shock to the entire country, and perhaps also the rest of the world hoping to see the sporting events. There has yet to be an official statement by the government as to why the event has been cancelled, but information has leaked claiming it be because Boris has eaten all the balloons for the Olympics.

Johnson began this new diet over 4 years ago, in an attempt to make Britain the first country to land on the moon. His theory is that once inside the colon, the balloons would inflate with gastric gases such as methane and sodium thiosulphate, creating lift, taking Britain to the moon. However, after all these years, he is still the only person in the country to have taken on board the diet.

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YOU'VE ALL BEEN LIED TO! The TRUTH about ENERGY

The first law of thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed. This is taught in schools across the globe, brainwashing children and teenagers about how the universe works. However, new research conducted by two universities, The University of Las Vegas and the University of Ipswich, shows just how energy works.

New scientific research suggests that energy is created in the earth core, which is the same temperature of the surface of the sun. The energy is then released from the core when volcanoes erupt. When energy has lived its long and useful life, it floats to the top layer of the atmosphere, the Mesophere, where it diffuses out into space.

This new research also explains the Aurora Borealis (Northern lights). The light created is actually energy escaping from the earths atmosphere.

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Apple's new Revolutionary product Leaked to the world!

Apple have always been known for their amazing products. Slowly turning into a company that is both  the jack of all trades AND the master of ALL. And Apple's latest invention is just so great and its going to be a real ice breaker at their upcoming June event where they will be unveiling the next iPad, iPad 3. 

The leak from inside the apple factory has shown fans world wide, Apple has a new invention, and it is called iIce. iIce is a new type of ice that is made of water and has a silver Apple embossed in the iIce. Possibilities for this new product are endless, and there is even speculation that Apple may be using this new iIce as a replacement for glass on the next iPad 3 and iPhone 5.

As you can see from the pictures the prototype has been damage quite badly, possibly because of anger management issues from the design team that are made to work 70 hours a week!

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