World's Tallest midget

"The guinness book of world records" has offically announced Peter Crouch as the World's Tallest midget. This is a shocking revelation, as Peter Crouch is 6' 7" (2.00 m) tall. It has made some fans of guinness question the books integrity, and lead some fans to joke that "whoever made this decision must have drunk way too much guinness".

When questioned about the award by BBC, Crouch said the following: " It is an honour to be offically named the World's Tallest midget"

"for many years I have thought it would go to someone taller thanme but clearly not"

"thanks for the award, who needs a Euro when you have a world record. Woooooooo"

So what do you feel? Do you think The guinness book of world records was right to award Crouch this title, or do you think it is all getting too out of hand?

When 3D attacks

A man was robbed by watching the film Avatar on his 3D tv. He was robbed by one of the 3D images from the film.

The unknown man, aged 69 , told holy duck, " I was watching the film and then next thing I know everything was getting taken from my house"

"it was so scary, but the crazy thing was once I took the 3D glasses off everything was still gone"

"so I tried fighting that tv but it was just too strong"

This shocking news has meant Sony have put out a warning, not to buy their products.

So do you think this will put you off buying a 3D, us at holy duck believe 3D muggings are the way forward!